it should be the Bomb

I have much to say, but I also have much to do.  Since nobody actually reads this, I am not under considerable social pressure to put anything up.

Still, we get mail here at Work.  Enjoy.

We write to congratulate your feat in developing   the super computer, and wish o request for collaboration with your company in pursing the frontier of technology and opening the GATES. It can control all that is in HEAVEN, it could also begin the process of communicating with other planets 
We are involve in application of new technological formula in Research and  production of computer that should  not just serve as  complimentary tool but an independent entity that can initiate action, reaction e tc, the way humans could  do. Instead of controlling aero plane or Electric Train It should be the flight or Transport. Instead of controlling Nuclear Bomb, it should be the Bomb. Instead of forecasting the weather, it should create the weather e t c .it should be super, but not necessarily big. 
We have already established the path and opened the GATES in the software side. We created software's that can identify a terrorist, loan default, identify the rise and fall in stock, indentify a criminal from a list of suspects, etc.

Eat My Fuck Mitt Romney

Just in case you think that Mitt Romney is not just a dick for a bunch of cross burning motherfuckers:

“You remember during the Ronald Reagan, Jimmy Carter debates that Ronald Reagan came up with this great thing about the misery index, and he hung that around Jimmy Carter’s neck and that had a lot to do with Jimmy Carter losing. Well we’re going to hang the Obama misery index around his neck.”
He continued, “ The fact that you’ve got people in this country really squeezed…We’re going to hang him with that, so to speak, metaphorically, with uh, you have to be careful these days.”

uh, maybe you might if anybody in the news saw this as anything more than a 'gaff'.   So while I am here, eat my fuck Corporate News Bitches.